Friday, November 4, 2011

Poem:The Deadlift


Walk over to the bar, and drop my bucket of chalk 
Then crank up the Hatebreed till I can't hear myself breathe, let alone talk
I zone out everyone around me and glare at myself in the mirror
When I'm in this state of mind I've only got one mission and no fears

Slap on some 45's and get the juices flowin, I've gotta get ready for the weight I'll be pullin
Feeling the blood pump through my capilliaries, veins and arteries
I'm not just a warrior, I'm the whole fuckin army

The amount of weight keeps growin and the reps keep lowerin,
the music is cranked so loud till my eardrums are blowin
But this ever increasing pain is unleashing my inner Demon ,
I like this feelin of bein insane till it gets me screaming

Now I'm totally swole and I'm covered in sweat,
feelin as beastly as I do when I'm having intense sex
So I dip my hands into the chalk and give them a clap,
watching the cloud float down all around where I stand

Then I hook grip that bar and drive my feet through the floor,
using all of my strength as I pull this son of a whore
I get it past my knees and lock it out at the top,
and it's the moment right here that makes me remember why I will never stop

Can't afford a gym pass: How to gain without payin

I know there are many people out there who will use the excuse of not being able to afford a gym pass so therefore they can't workout. Now they are either A) Able to afford it but just don't wanna goto the gym, or B) Legitimately cannot afford it. I have sympathy for people who feel intimidated by the gym atmosphere with all the big muscle guys grunting and the shredded fitness girls strutting their stuff, but what I don't have sympathy for is people who just are too lazy too workout.

"But you need weights and machines to workout!?!"

NO! You are wrong! The weights are your body and the resistance of gravity; and the machine is what your body turns into when you put the effort into training.

I myself used to have the mindset that you could never get a good enough workout to gain muscle without using weights. Once I decided to try out MMA training for a couple months though, I quickly saw that I was very wrong. The bonus about this style of training is that you are usually doing things in a circuit type fashion, so there is very little, if any rest. This means that your heart, lungs, and muscles will all be working together to maintain this intensity. So you are gaining the entire range of health benefits due to conditioning the whole body.

" Ok great Mr. science guy, shut up and tell me how to build mass without the gym!"

Alright, alright people I'll stop yapping and get to the tricks you can use to build mass for free.

1) Speed of reps- Now since you are using bodyweight and gravity as your means of resistance, then you need to find ways to make things harder. One of the best ways is to play around with your rep speed. Now this could either mean going down very slow during a pushup, or jumping as high and as fast as you can during jump knee tucks. Going slow or fast will enable different fiber types and also force your body to use more muscle fibers. Remember that the body likes to adapt to things so playing with the speed will really confuse it, thus disallowing adaptation.


2)Using 1 limb- Now this is pretty self explanatory. The body likes to walk on both legs at once, do pushups with both sides, and pullups with both sides as well. So trying to do the same things using just one side will be much harder for the body. It will cause your body to use fibers that it wouldn't usually use during regular movements, or cause certain fibers to be used to a greater extent. Also since you don't have the other side to stabilize you, you're core will be forced to work harder.


3) Make your own weights- Who in the hell needs dumbells and barbells that weigh exactly a certain amount!? Pffffttt. Gimme a couple of sandbags and throw them over my shoulders and make me squat!
Use soup cans or jam jars ( shout out to Steph Mervyn) . Pick up your grandma and carry her around.
If you got some old tires go flip them around the yard or throw them around.
Get some paint buckets ...clean ones....and fill them up with water. Use them for arms curls or doing a farmers walk. "That's easy" . Well how bout you fill them up until they're close to the top and try going as fast as you can without spilling any? or do that but up a set of stairs.Let me know how that goes for ya....

4) Goto a playground- Now I don't suggest you go there if you have a sleazy looking van, a dirty mustache, overcoat, and dark glasses. Well, now that we cleared that up, lets explain. You ever look at the male gymnasts....and now I don't mean that way you sick minded people! Those guys are compact, defined, and JACKED! Now I can tell you right now that they don't goto the gym and hit up some bench press then do some arm curls to look like that. They do many exercises that involve balance, constant resistance on the muscles/joints, and explosiveness. They do the Still Rings, Floor, Pommel Horse , Vault, Parallel Bars, and High Bar. Now at your typical jungle gym, there are usually monkey bars, rings, and other various bars and poles....lol poles....AHEM....so why not go test your balance on the monkey bars, do dips, do chin ups on the rings, try doing the human flag on the pole....actually maybe don't try that one, you may get hurt. But you get my point!

5) Workout with a friend- I guess this sort of fits in with make your own weights, but I felt like it needed it's own section. If you look online there are many great exercises that can be performed with a partner. Along with that you can obviously modify exercises that you would usually do solo, with the weight of your friend as resistance. For example, the classic piggy back. Try doing squats with someone hanging off your back. It is much harder than having a perfectly straight bar resting nicely on your back. Working out with a friend also is very helpful psychologically. It will motivate you to work harder, and make things more enjoyable if you have great people in your life like I do. Hell you can make a competition out of it if you want, or even have like 2 minute wrestling matches.....and I don't mean busting out a Rock Bottom or Stone Cold stunner.


Now just like in many of my other articles, I am in no way saying that these are the only ways, and that I am some expert in these things. I am speaking from my personal experiences along with my knowledge of Kinesiology. I am also not going to list every single exercise and modification that you can do with just bodyweight and partners. This is the age of the internet and alot of the times there is great information out there for these types of things......along with a steaming heap of bullshit lol. Thankfully if you are following my blog and reading these articles, you should be confident to know that I don't fuck around. I do my research and verify that what I'm saying is true. Hence why I don't hold back from my use of explicit language at times, or show how I truly feel about something.



So get out in your yard, basement, local park, playground, school field, WHEREVER ! Try some of these things out and GET CREATIVE and HAVE FUN!

Demon

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Nutrition: To enjoy food or not ?

Unless you are training for a competition or are severely overweight, I don't think it's psychologically healthy to restrict your diet so much. I know myself I love to cook delicious food and many times that involves some bad fats. Now this is not an excuse for you to think that you can eat pizza and cheeseburgers all the time, and say fuck the healthy food. I believe the majority of ones dietary intake should be comprised of 80% healthy food, and 20% bad food.When I say healthy food, I'm talking about things like chicken breasts, nuts/seeds, veggies/fruits, fish, quinoa, brown rice etc etc. When I say "bad" food, I don't mean food that's spoiled, I mean foods that generally contain higher saturated fats and higher sodium. If you are training your ass off 5-7 days a week with whatever it is you enjoy for exercise, then I think you deserve to enjoy life a little by indulging in some of those "bad" foods.

Now if you want to look like a professional fitness model all the time, male or female, then you should actually be eating just healthy food and say goodbye to those bad foods you love.....if you are doing it naturally. If you are on the sauce (roids) then you can cheat a little more do to the profound positive effects on the body. Of course this still doesn't mean you can eat like a pig and expect results, it just means you can have some bad foods here and there and not have to worry as much as someone who is trying to do things naturally.

I guess what I'm getting at is that depending on what your actual goals are , you should adjust your diet accordingly. I myself don't personally care if I have an 8 pack and am at 8% bodyfat. I'm not training for a bodybuilding comp, or trying to be a magazine cover model. I also don't want to have to restrict my body from enjoying life. Counting calories consumed, macro nutrients, micro nutrients, and counting calories burned is just not my idea of fun. Now I am not trying to insult anyone who is involved in bodybuilding, or fitness/figure. If that's your thing and you love it, then great , I support you all the way and admire your dedication. I just personally don't find enjoyment in that anymore. I would rather train my body for overall practically by doing whole body conditioning. Yes I want to look good, but I also want to be strong, fast, powerful and have endurance. I think doing so will make life more enjoyable and last much longer.

So bottom line: Train your ass off so you can enjoy the pleasures in life !

Demon

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Best Butt Ever

http://swervyn-mervyn.blogspot.com/2011/11/alright-blog-followers-moment-youve-all.html

Check out this article about the secrets to obtaining that ideal ass. My fellow friend/blogger/personal trainer Steph Mervyn finally got around to posting this great article that her,myself, and another friend ,Caitlyn Monaghan wrote.

Yeah that's Steph and I. We are pretty damn awesome.

Tom Platz: Epic Legs

Tom Platz: Epic Legs

Okay so I've been super busy with school and life in general lately, so I haven't had much time to dedicate to my blog. Hence why this blog is my lazy attempt to post something.

My favourite muscle group to work, and the one I feel that's the most important is legs. So when I think of legs, I always think of the amazing bodybuilder Tom Platz. While most bodybuilders were worried about not having big enough legs, Platz legs were actually too big compared to the rest of his body. His leg workouts were insane, such as doing 225lb squats for 10mins straight, and doing reps up to 60 on leg extensions!!!!!
So suffice to say, Platz was one crazy son of a bitch, and I believe if more people trained with the intensity that he had, there would be alot more people with legs like trees!

So check out the link to simplyshredded.com . It's a great site for everything exercise related.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

1st Cooking Video: Coming Saturday...

So I went and splurged on a shiny new HD camera last night, so of course I would like to start getting my monies worth. I will attempt to do an exercise and a food video every Saturday. Depending on time available I may hafta only do one of them a week.

So my idea for this cooking video is nothing too fancy and pretty healthy. I am going to be showing you how to make BBQ lime and garlic marinated chicken burgers, with homemade guacamole and garlic aoili sauce.
Lemme know what you think.

Demon

Monday, October 24, 2011

Exercise of the day: The Deadlift

If there is one exercise that I feel everyone should incorporate into their current workout routine is the bad ass Deadlift. This exercise is ultimate because it essentially works the entire body, and greatly increases posterior chain strength.


The posterior chain is basically the calves, glutes, hamstrings, and lower back. A solid posterior chain is essential for squats, deadlifts, and Olympic lifts. It also leads to a better daily life because it helps get rid of low back strain, improves your posture, and improves overall core strength.


So of course the opposing group of muscles is called the anterior chain . The body is a thing of a wonder and it enjoys having balance, so you need to make sure both chains are worked equally. This helps prevent injuries and ensures that proper growth will occur. 


Now when most people hear the word deadlift, they think of the standard deadlift ( shown above).
The great thing about the deadlift though, is that there are many different variations. Including:


The Sumo Deadlift




The Romanian Deadlift


The Stiff Legged Deadlift


That's not even all of them either. Just some of the most well known ones. There is obviously many variations of each of these too depending if you use dumbells, bands, one leg at a time etc etc. 
Just in case some of you have never performed  a standard deadlift before, I shall break it down into steps for you.

1) Place your feet straight and about shoulder width apart, standing close enough to the bar that it actually touches your shins.
2)Grab the bar a little wider than shoulder width apart with your palms facing you. Make sure to wrap your hands around the bar with a hook grip --------------------------------|
3) Next sink your hips down nice and low, while keeping tension in your arms, and placing all your weight into your heels and butt.
4)Fix your gaze straight ahead and keep your back nice and straight. DO NOT ROUND BACK!
5)Slowly pull the weight up using your legs for the majority of the pulling and your upper body is basically just holding on to the bar. Don't use your traps or shoulders to lift it! They are there as assisting/stabilizing muscles, not major movers. The bar should basically be scraping against your shins and legs. 
6) Pull the bar up until it is above your knees and your an the locked out position. You may slightly lean back at the top phase of the movement, but do not roll the shoulders back or lift with the traps. You will only be asking for trouble.
7)On the way down you basically want to just reverse everything you did. So carefully lower the bar down while keeping your gaze forward and back straight. Making sure the bar is following your legs down to the starting position. If you are lifting very heavy such as 85-100% of your 1RM however, you don't need to worry so much about slowly lowering the weight. That may actually do more damage than good in reality.

I personally find that sweatpants or track pants are a good choice on Deadlift day. This helps prevent you from scraping your skin off from doing proper Deadlifts. Another thing I never goto the gym without is my big bucket of chalk. Chalk is cheap as hell and if your gym allows it, then use it. Lifting straps are also nice once you get into those serious lifts (1-3RM) and your grip strength will no longer allow you to hold on to the bar, even though your muscles can still keep going. 

So give the deadlift a try. Find the right variation for yourself , and make sure to do them PROPERLY ! If you find your form going, lower the weight until you can maintain proper form again. Sure pulling 500+ pounds feels amazing, but if you are an idiot about, you won't be feeling so amazing after.

Happy lifting,

Demon